The Odd Couple
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:10:04
No kidding. I'm really worried
about Felix.

:10:06
He's never been
this late before.

:10:08
Maybe somebody should call.
:10:10
Hey, Oscar! Why don't you
call Felix?

:10:13
Why don't we chip in
and buy another window?

:10:15
How can you breathe here?
:10:17
How many cards
you got? Four?

:10:19
Yes, Murray, we all
have four cards.

:10:22
You give us one more,
we'll all have five.

:10:24
If you gave us two,
we'd have six.

:10:25
You understand
how it works now?

:10:27
Is Oscar playing or not?
:10:29
Hey, Oscar!
:10:31
Yeah?
:10:32
Hey, Oscar, you in or out?
:10:35
Out, pussycat, out!
:10:37
Told my wife I'd be home
by 1:00 the latest.

:10:40
We're making an 8:00 plane
to Florida. I told you that.

:10:43
Who goes to Florida in July?
:10:45
It's off-season.
There's no crowds,

:10:47
and you get the best room
for 1/10 the price.

:10:50
No cards.
:10:51
Some vacation. Six cheap people
in an empty hotel.

:10:54
Dealer takes four.
:10:56
Hey, you think maybe
Felix is sick?

:10:58
I mean, he's never
been this late before.

:11:01
This is the same garbage
from last week's game.

:11:03
I'm beginning to
recognize things.

:11:05
I'm out.
:11:06
Two kings.
:11:07
Straight.
:11:09
Maybe he's in his office
locked in the john again.

:11:12
Did you know that Felix
:11:13
was once locked
in the john overnight?

:11:15
He wrote out his entire will
:11:17
on half a roll
of toilet paper.

:11:19
What a nut.
:11:21
Don't play with your chips.
:11:22
I'm asking you nice.
:11:23
I'm not playing,
I'm counting.

:11:25
Leave me alone, will you?
:11:26
If you stop playing
with your chips.

:11:28
I hate winners
playing with their chips.

:11:30
It's my house, Vinnie.
:11:32
You want to play with your chips,
go ahead, darling.

:11:33
I'm in for a quarter.
:11:35
Won't you look
at your cards first?

:11:36
What for?
I'm going to bluff anyway.

:11:39
Who gets the Pepsi?
:11:40
I get a Pepsi.
:11:41
Murray the policeman
gets a warm Pepsi.

:11:43
Still didn't fix the refrigerator?
:11:45
It's been two weeks.
No wonder it stinks.

:11:47
Temper, temper.
If I wanted nagging,

:11:49
I'd go back with my wife.
:11:51
I'm out. Who wants food?
:11:53
What do you got?
:11:54
I got brown sandwiches
and green sandwiches.

:11:58
Which one do you want?

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