The Odd Couple
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:11:01
This is the same garbage
from last week's game.

:11:03
I'm beginning to
recognize things.

:11:05
I'm out.
:11:06
Two kings.
:11:07
Straight.
:11:09
Maybe he's in his office
locked in the john again.

:11:12
Did you know that Felix
:11:13
was once locked
in the john overnight?

:11:15
He wrote out his entire will
:11:17
on half a roll
of toilet paper.

:11:19
What a nut.
:11:21
Don't play with your chips.
:11:22
I'm asking you nice.
:11:23
I'm not playing,
I'm counting.

:11:25
Leave me alone, will you?
:11:26
If you stop playing
with your chips.

:11:28
I hate winners
playing with their chips.

:11:30
It's my house, Vinnie.
:11:32
You want to play with your chips,
go ahead, darling.

:11:33
I'm in for a quarter.
:11:35
Won't you look
at your cards first?

:11:36
What for?
I'm going to bluff anyway.

:11:39
Who gets the Pepsi?
:11:40
I get a Pepsi.
:11:41
Murray the policeman
gets a warm Pepsi.

:11:43
Still didn't fix the refrigerator?
:11:45
It's been two weeks.
No wonder it stinks.

:11:47
Temper, temper.
If I wanted nagging,

:11:49
I'd go back with my wife.
:11:51
I'm out. Who wants food?
:11:53
What do you got?
:11:54
I got brown sandwiches
and green sandwiches.

:11:58
Which one do you want?
:12:00
What's the green?
:12:01
It's either very new cheese
or very old meat.

:12:04
I'll take the brown.
:12:05
You're not going to
eat that, are you?

:12:07
I'm hungry.
:12:08
His refrigerator's
been out of order for two weeks.

:12:10
I saw milk
standing in there

:12:12
that wasn't in a bottle.
:12:13
What are you, a health nut?
Eat, Murray.

:12:16
I got six cards.
:12:17
It figures.
I got three aces.

:12:19
Misdeal.
:12:20
You know who makes
good sandwiches? Felix.

:12:22
Ever taste his cream cheese
and pimento on date nut bread?

:12:25
Make up your mind...
poker or recipes.

:12:27
Aah! Oscar, you got beer
all over my glasses!

:12:32
You got it on the chips.
:12:34
You got it all over me now!
:12:36
Are we going to stand here
:12:38
or play some poker?
:12:40
Here.
:12:41
You got it on the suits.
:12:43
Don't put it
in the middle of the table.

:12:44
Put it on the side.
:12:46
Wipe the cards.
:12:47
Get the beer.
All right, right there.

:12:50
How can you play like this?
:12:52
Wipe the beer off.
Right there.

:12:54
Come on, let's play
some poker here.

:12:56
What's the game?
:12:57
Who's playing here?
:12:59
Vinnie, what time you leaving?

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