The Odd Couple
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:12:00
What's the green?
:12:01
It's either very new cheese
or very old meat.

:12:04
I'll take the brown.
:12:05
You're not going to
eat that, are you?

:12:07
I'm hungry.
:12:08
His refrigerator's
been out of order for two weeks.

:12:10
I saw milk
standing in there

:12:12
that wasn't in a bottle.
:12:13
What are you, a health nut?
Eat, Murray.

:12:16
I got six cards.
:12:17
It figures.
I got three aces.

:12:19
Misdeal.
:12:20
You know who makes
good sandwiches? Felix.

:12:22
Ever taste his cream cheese
and pimento on date nut bread?

:12:25
Make up your mind...
poker or recipes.

:12:27
Aah! Oscar, you got beer
all over my glasses!

:12:32
You got it on the chips.
:12:34
You got it all over me now!
:12:36
Are we going to stand here
:12:38
or play some poker?
:12:40
Here.
:12:41
You got it on the suits.
:12:43
Don't put it
in the middle of the table.

:12:44
Put it on the side.
:12:46
Wipe the cards.
:12:47
Get the beer.
All right, right there.

:12:50
How can you play like this?
:12:52
Wipe the beer off.
Right there.

:12:54
Come on, let's play
some poker here.

:12:56
What's the game?
:12:57
Who's playing here?
:12:59
Vinnie, what time you leaving?
:13:00
12:00.
:13:02
We got 10 minutes
before the next announcement.

:13:04
All right, this is
five-card stud.

:13:06
"Five-card studarino"
:13:08
A red lady, a deuce cuatro,
:13:11
a big ace for
the policeman. Bet.

:13:13
The pot's shy.
Who didn't put in a quarter?

:13:16
You didn't.
:13:17
You got a big mouth.
Lend me $20.

:13:19
I just did.
Borrow from somebody else.

:13:21
I keep winning
my own money back.

:13:23
You owe everybody.
:13:24
If you don't have it,
don't play.

:13:26
I'm through being nice.
:13:27
You owe me $6.00 apiece
for the buffet.

:13:30
What buffet?
:13:33
Hot beer and sandwiches
:13:34
left over from high school.
:13:36
What do you want,
a tomato surprise?

:13:38
Murray, lend me $20,
or I'll tell your wife

:13:40
you're in Central Park
wearing a dress.

:13:43
Maybe that's Felix.
:13:47
Pair of 6s.
:13:48
Three deuces.
:13:49
Why didn't you go
to Florida last night?

:13:52
If that's my wife,
tell her I'm leaving at 12:00.

:13:54
You look at your watch again,
:13:56
you get peanuts in your face.
:13:57
Cut.
:13:58
I can't hear you.

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