The Odd Couple
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:14:00
Dabby? Dabby who?
No, there's no Dabby here.

:14:04
Oh, Daddy! For crying
out loud, it's my kid.

:14:08
Brucey, how are you, baby?
:14:11
Huh? Yes...No, I couldn't...
:14:13
No, there's a lot of boys here.
We're playing. Huh?

:14:16
Boys, give me a break!
:14:18
My 5-year-old
is calling from California.

:14:21
Must be costing him a fortune.
:14:23
How have you been, honey?
Yes, I got your letter.

:14:27
Yes. It took three weeks.
:14:29
Next time, you tell Mommy
to give you a stamp.

:14:33
Yeah, I know, honey,
:14:34
but you're not
supposed to draw it on.

:14:37
You hear this?
:14:38
We hear. We hear.
We're all thrilled.

:14:41
Huh? Huh? Oh, Mommy
wants to talk to me?

:14:44
All right, sweetheart.
I love you, soldier. Goodbye.

:14:48
Ante $1 .00.
:14:49
You got
$1 .00, Oscar?

:14:51
Not after I get through
talking to this lady.

:14:54
Hello, Blanche. How are you?
:14:56
I got a good idea
why you're calling.

:14:58
I'm a week behind
with the check, right?

:15:00
Four weeks? It's not possible.
:15:02
It's not possible.
:15:03
Blanche, I keep a record
of every check in my files here.

:15:07
I happen to know
I'm only three weeks behind.

:15:10
Look, don't threaten me
with jail, Blanche,

:15:13
because it's not a threat.
:15:15
With my expenses and my alimony,
:15:17
a prisoner takes home
more pay than I do.

:15:19
Very nice language
in front of the children.

:15:24
I'm $800 behind in alimony.
Let's raise the stakes.

:15:27
She can do it.
:15:28
What?
:15:29
Throw you in jail.
:15:31
If she can't aggravate me
once a week, she's not happy.

:15:33
Aren't you worried
about the kids?

:15:34
The kids are living
in their grandfather's house

:15:36
with a swimming pool
in California.

:15:38
Can we just play cards?
:15:40
I said you'd get into trouble.
:15:42
I should know...
I'm your accountant.

:15:44
If you're my accountant,
how come I need money?

:15:45
If you need money,
how come you play poker?

:15:47
Because I need money.
:15:48
You always lose.
:15:48
That's why I need money.
:15:50
Then don't play.
:15:51
Then don't come to my house
and eat my potato chips!

:15:53
Beautiful.
Beautiful, man.

:15:55
Why are you yelling?
We're playing a friendly game.

:15:58
Who's playing?
We've been talking since 8:00.


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