The Odd Couple
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:15:00
Four weeks? It's not possible.
:15:02
It's not possible.
:15:03
Blanche, I keep a record
of every check in my files here.

:15:07
I happen to know
I'm only three weeks behind.

:15:10
Look, don't threaten me
with jail, Blanche,

:15:13
because it's not a threat.
:15:15
With my expenses and my alimony,
:15:17
a prisoner takes home
more pay than I do.

:15:19
Very nice language
in front of the children.

:15:24
I'm $800 behind in alimony.
Let's raise the stakes.

:15:27
She can do it.
:15:28
What?
:15:29
Throw you in jail.
:15:31
If she can't aggravate me
once a week, she's not happy.

:15:33
Aren't you worried
about the kids?

:15:34
The kids are living
in their grandfather's house

:15:36
with a swimming pool
in California.

:15:38
Can we just play cards?
:15:40
I said you'd get into trouble.
:15:42
I should know...
I'm your accountant.

:15:44
If you're my accountant,
how come I need money?

:15:45
If you need money,
how come you play poker?

:15:47
Because I need money.
:15:48
You always lose.
:15:48
That's why I need money.
:15:50
Then don't play.
:15:51
Then don't come to my house
and eat my potato chips!

:15:53
Beautiful.
Beautiful, man.

:15:55
Why are you yelling?
We're playing a friendly game.

:15:58
Who's playing?
We've been talking since 8:00.

:16:00
Since 7:00! I said then
I'd leave at 12:00.

:16:03
You want a banana in the mouth?
:16:06
All right.
All right. All right!

:16:07
Calm down! Calm down!
Take it easy.

:16:10
I could arrest
the whole lousy game.

:16:16
Let's just play cards,
and please hold them up.

:16:18
I can't see
where I marked them.

:16:21
He owes money to everyone,
:16:23
and he still
won't take it seriously.

:16:24
Life goes on, even for those
:16:26
who are divorced,
broke, and sloppy.

:16:28
Hello. Divorced,
broke, and sloppy.

:16:32
Hello, sweetheart.
:16:33
Yes, darling.
:16:37
Yes. Listen, darling,
:16:39
I told you not to call me
during the game.

:16:41
I can't talk to you now.
:16:47
Hee hee hee!
You know I do, darling.

:16:50
Yeah. Hold on just a second.
:16:52
Murray, it's your wife.
:16:58
I wish you were having
an affair with her.


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