The Odd Couple
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:16:00
Since 7:00! I said then
I'd leave at 12:00.

:16:03
You want a banana in the mouth?
:16:06
All right.
All right. All right!

:16:07
Calm down! Calm down!
Take it easy.

:16:10
I could arrest
the whole lousy game.

:16:16
Let's just play cards,
and please hold them up.

:16:18
I can't see
where I marked them.

:16:21
He owes money to everyone,
:16:23
and he still
won't take it seriously.

:16:24
Life goes on, even for those
:16:26
who are divorced,
broke, and sloppy.

:16:28
Hello. Divorced,
broke, and sloppy.

:16:32
Hello, sweetheart.
:16:33
Yes, darling.
:16:37
Yes. Listen, darling,
:16:39
I told you not to call me
during the game.

:16:41
I can't talk to you now.
:16:47
Hee hee hee!
You know I do, darling.

:16:50
Yeah. Hold on just a second.
:16:52
Murray, it's your wife.
:16:58
I wish you were having
an affair with her.

:17:00
Then she wouldn't bother me.
:17:01
Hello, Mimi.
:17:02
"What time are you
coming home?"

:17:04
"About 12:00, 12:30."
:17:05
About 12:00, 12:30.
:17:07
Why, what do you want, Mimi?
:17:09
A corned-beef sandwich
and strawberry malted?

:17:11
Is she pregnant again?
:17:13
No, just fat.
:17:15
How could you hear?
I had the phone over my chest.

:17:18
Who, Felix?
No, he didn't show up tonight.

:17:21
What's wrong?
:17:22
You're kidding.
:17:25
No. How should I know?
:17:29
All right, all right, Mimi.
I'll take care of it.

:17:31
Goodbye.
:17:34
What did I tell you?
Felix is missing.

:17:36
What do you mean, missing?
:17:38
He didn't go to work
or come home.

:17:39
Nobody knows where he is.
:17:41
Mimi just spoke to his wife.
:17:42
Wait. No one
is missing for one day.

:17:45
Maybe he had an accident.
:17:46
They would have heard.
:17:47
If he's in a gutter,
who would know him?

:17:49
He's got 92 credit cards.
:17:51
When something happens to him,
America lights up.

:17:53
I'll call his wife.
:17:56
I thought he looked edgy
the last couple of weeks.


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