The Odd Couple
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in Miami Beach.
:30:01
You'll be the first one
I call, Vinnie.

:30:07
Oscar.
:30:09
Yeah?
:30:10
Are you sure?
:30:12
I'm sure.
:30:13
Good night, Felix.
Get a good night's sleep.

:30:16
I guarantee things will
look brighter in the morning.

:30:19
Take away his belt
and his shoelaces.

:30:28
Oh, Felix, Felix,
Felix, Felix.

:30:32
I know, I know,
I know...

:30:37
I know!
:30:41
Oscar...what am
I going to do, huh?

:30:46
We'll talk
about it later.

:30:48
Come on. Get something
to eat first.

:30:50
Like some
nice, hot Ovaltine?

:30:52
The terrible thing
is I still love her, you know?

:30:54
I always loved her.
:30:55
How about
some Vanilla Wafers

:30:57
or Vienna Fingers
or some Mallomars?

:30:59
You like a nice box
of chocolate Mallomars?

:31:01
I got everything
in here.

:31:03
We had so much
together.

:31:04
We had two beautiful kids,
a beautiful home.

:31:06
Whoever had more
beautiful kids

:31:07
or a more
beautiful home?

:31:09
Nobody. Nobody.
:31:10
It's 12 years of marriage
down the drain.

:31:12
Drains can be fixed.
That's why we have plumbers.

:31:14
Get me a pot
under the sink, will you?

:31:16
It's not fair.
:31:17
Damn it,
it's not fa...aah!

:31:20
What's the matter?
:31:21
My neck. My neck.
:31:23
I got a nerve spasm
in my neck.

:31:25
Just take it easy.
Show me where it hurts.

:31:27
I can't
straighten it out.

:31:28
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.

:31:30
I just want to see
where it hurts.

:31:32
I get it from tension.
I must be tense.

:31:35
I wouldn't be
surprised.

:31:36
Aah! Oh!
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Relax, damn it,
relax!

:31:39
Don't yell at me.
Ow. Ow.

:31:42
Does that hurt?
:31:43
No. It feels good.
:31:45
You make the same sounds
for pain or happiness.

:31:48
I know.
I think I'm crazy.

:31:50
If it'll make you
feel any better,

:31:52
I think so, too.
:31:54
The first sign
of anything going wrong,

:31:56
and I fall
to pieces.

:31:58
Don't stop. It feels
good when you rub.


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