The Odd Couple
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I got everything
in here.

:31:03
We had so much
together.

:31:04
We had two beautiful kids,
a beautiful home.

:31:06
Whoever had more
beautiful kids

:31:07
or a more
beautiful home?

:31:09
Nobody. Nobody.
:31:10
It's 12 years of marriage
down the drain.

:31:12
Drains can be fixed.
That's why we have plumbers.

:31:14
Get me a pot
under the sink, will you?

:31:16
It's not fair.
:31:17
Damn it,
it's not fa...aah!

:31:20
What's the matter?
:31:21
My neck. My neck.
:31:23
I got a nerve spasm
in my neck.

:31:25
Just take it easy.
Show me where it hurts.

:31:27
I can't
straighten it out.

:31:28
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.

:31:30
I just want to see
where it hurts.

:31:32
I get it from tension.
I must be tense.

:31:35
I wouldn't be
surprised.

:31:36
Aah! Oh!
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Relax, damn it,
relax!

:31:39
Don't yell at me.
Ow. Ow.

:31:42
Does that hurt?
:31:43
No. It feels good.
:31:45
You make the same sounds
for pain or happiness.

:31:48
I know.
I think I'm crazy.

:31:50
If it'll make you
feel any better,

:31:52
I think so, too.
:31:54
The first sign
of anything going wrong,

:31:56
and I fall
to pieces.

:31:58
Don't stop. It feels
good when you rub.

:32:00
If you don't relax,
I'll break my fingers.

:32:02
Look at this...
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The only man in the world
with clenched hair.

:32:07
Bend over.
Just bend over. Attaboy.

:32:10
OK, now,
hold still.

:32:12
If this hurts,
Felix, tell me,

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'cause I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.

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[Groaning]
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[Wheezing]
:32:33
What's that noise?
:32:34
[Wheezing]
:32:36
I can't breathe.
It must be the dust.

:32:38
Open the window.
Get some fresh air.

:32:40
Wait. We're not opening
any windows on the 11th floor.

:32:44
We'll go downstairs
for a walk.

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[Wheezing]
:32:49
I wish I were like you,
Oscar...strong.

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But I'm weak,
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and I admit it...
I'm weak, weak.

:32:55
You'll outlive today's
entire generation.

:32:57
You want a lick?
:32:59
You don't understand.

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