The Odd Couple
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:35:00
Too cold.
It's the air conditioning.

:35:02
Why do they always
turn them up so high?

:35:04
I'll probably
get the flu.

:35:06
You want me to ask
for a blanket?

:35:08
You got to be careful
with air conditioning.

:35:10
I never let Frances
use ours in the summer.

:35:12
Oh, she must be crazy
about that.

:35:14
Where are you going?
:35:15
Let's move
to another table.

:35:21
[Sniff
:35:22
Oh, I knew it.
:35:25
[Sniffling]
:35:26
[Nasal Honking]
:35:28
What's the matter now?
:35:30
[Honk Honk]
:35:31
I got this...My ears
are filling up.

:35:33
I got this
sinus condition.

:35:34
It's the change
in temperature.

:35:36
I always get it from
air conditioning.

:35:38
Maybe it'll go away.
:35:40
No. It's all part
of my allergies.

:35:42
I get them
in the summer.

:35:44
Only in the summer?
:35:45
In the winter, too.
I get them all year.

:35:48
I'm allergic
to foods

:35:49
and pillows and curtains
and perfumes.

:35:51
Can you imagine that?
Allergic to perfumes.

:35:53
That used to drive
Frances crazy.

:35:55
For a while, she
couldn't wear anything

:35:57
except my
after-shave lotion.

:35:59
I was impossible
to live with.

:36:01
[Very Loud
Nasal Honking]

:36:13
Stop that, will you?
What are you doing?

:36:15
I'm trying
to clear up my ears.

:36:18
You create a pressure
inside your head.

:36:20
It opens up
the eustachian tubes.

:36:21
[Loud Honking]
:36:35
Did it open up?
:36:37
Uh-huh. I think
I strained my throat.

:36:44
Felix, will you
leave yourself alone?

:36:46
Don't tinker.
:36:47
I know.
:36:49
I can't help it.
I drive everybody crazy.

:36:53
A marriage counselor
once kicked me out of his office.

:36:56
Wrote on my chart...
"lunatic."


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