:36:01
[Very Loud
Nasal Honking]
:36:13
Stop that, will you?
What are you doing?
:36:15
I'm trying
to clear up my ears.
:36:18
You create a pressure
inside your head.
:36:20
It opens up
the eustachian tubes.
:36:21
[Loud Honking]
:36:35
Did it open up?
:36:37
Uh-huh. I think
I strained my throat.
:36:44
Felix, will you
leave yourself alone?
:36:46
Don't tinker.
:36:47
I know.
:36:49
I can't help it.
I drive everybody crazy.
:36:53
A marriage counselor
once kicked me out of his office.
:36:56
Wrote on my chart...
"lunatic."
:37:00
It takes two to make
a rotten marriage.
:37:03
You don't know
what I was like at home.
:37:07
I'm a compulsive cleaner...
:37:09
always cleaning up
after Frances.
:37:11
Then I'd go into the kitchen
and recook her meals
:37:15
because I'm also
a much better cook than she is.
:37:20
I cooked myself
right out of a marriage.
:37:23
Stupid damned idiot!
:37:25
Hey, Felix,
don't do that.
:37:27
You'll get
a headache.
:37:28
I can't stand it anymore.
It's just...
:37:36
I hate me.
:37:38
Oh, boy,
do I hate me.
:37:40
You don't hate you.
You love you.
:37:43
You think no one else
has problems like you.
:37:45
I thought
you were my friend.
:37:47
I am. That's why I can
talk to you this way...
:37:49
Because I love you
almost as much as you do.
:37:51
Then why
don't you help?
:37:53
How can I help you
when I can't even help myself?
:37:55
You think you're impossible
to live with?
:37:57
Ha ha! Blanche
used to say to me,
:37:59
"What time
do you want dinner?"