The Odd Couple
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:45:02
Hey, what happened
to the apartment?

:45:04
It's been given the Good
Housekeeping Seal of Approval.

:45:08
Deal the cards.
:45:09
Hey, Murray.
:45:10
Ante up.
Everybody in?

:45:15
What are we
playing?

:45:16
Seven-card.
:45:17
[Felix Humming]
:45:24
A cold glass
of beer for Roy.

:45:26
Thank you.
:45:27
Where's
your coaster?

:45:28
My what?
:45:29
Little round thing
goes under the glass.

:45:32
I think I bet it.
:45:33
Here. I knew I was
winning too much.

:45:36
Try to use
the coasters, fellas.

:45:38
Scotch,
little bit of water.

:45:39
Scotch and water,
and I have my coaster.

:45:41
I don't want
to be a pest,

:45:43
but you know
what wet glasses do.

:45:44
They leave little rings
on the table.

:45:46
Little rings
on the table.

:45:47
And we don't want
little rings on the table.

:45:49
And we have a nice,
warm sandwich for Vinnie.

:45:52
Gee, it smells good.
What is it?

:45:54
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato
with mayonnaise

:45:56
on pumpernickel toast.
:45:58
You mean
you just made it?

:45:59
1, 2, 3.
:46:00
You put in toast
and cooked bacon just for me?

:46:02
If you don't like it,
:46:03
he'll make you meat loaf
in five minutes.

:46:04
You know how I love to...
Eat over the dish.

:46:07
I just vacuumed the rug.
:46:08
Mmm. Good.
:46:09
Hey, Oscar,
what did you want?

:46:11
Two 3 1/2 minute eggs
and some petits fours.

:46:13
Oh, double gin
and tonic, right?

:46:15
Be with you
in a minute.

:46:17
Who turned off
the dehumidifier?

:46:18
What?
:46:19
The dehumidifier.
:46:21
Fellas, I asked you...
Don't play with this.

:46:23
I'm trying to get some of
the grime out of the air.

:46:26
Murray, I'll give you
$200 for your gun.

:46:28
I have had it
up to here.

:46:30
In the last
three hours,

:46:31
we've played
four minutes of poker.

:46:33
I'm not giving up
Friday nights

:46:34
to watch cooking
and cleaning.

:46:35
I can't breathe.
That lousy machine

:46:37
is sucking everything
out of the air.

:46:38
Gee, this is delicious.
Who wants a bite?

:46:40
I didn't have any supper.
Is the toast warm?

:46:43
Perfect. And not
too much mayonnaise.

:46:44
It's really
a well-made sandwich.

:46:46
Cut me off
a little piece.

:46:47
Give me
your napkin.

:46:49
I don't want
to drop crumbs.

:46:50
Martha and Gertrude
at the Automat.

:46:52
That thing
could kill us.

:46:54
They'll find us
with our tongues on the floor.

:46:56
Do something, Oscar.
Get him back into the game.

:46:58
Don't come to me
with your petty problems.


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