:46:00
You put in toast
and cooked bacon just for me?
:46:02
If you don't like it,
:46:03
he'll make you meat loaf
in five minutes.
:46:04
You know how I love to...
Eat over the dish.
:46:07
I just vacuumed the rug.
:46:08
Mmm. Good.
:46:09
Hey, Oscar,
what did you want?
:46:11
Two 3 1/2 minute eggs
and some petits fours.
:46:13
Oh, double gin
and tonic, right?
:46:15
Be with you
in a minute.
:46:17
Who turned off
the dehumidifier?
:46:18
What?
:46:19
The dehumidifier.
:46:21
Fellas, I asked you...
Don't play with this.
:46:23
I'm trying to get some of
the grime out of the air.
:46:26
Murray, I'll give you
$200 for your gun.
:46:28
I have had it
up to here.
:46:30
In the last
three hours,
:46:31
we've played
four minutes of poker.
:46:33
I'm not giving up
Friday nights
:46:34
to watch cooking
and cleaning.
:46:35
I can't breathe.
That lousy machine
:46:37
is sucking everything
out of the air.
:46:38
Gee, this is delicious.
Who wants a bite?
:46:40
I didn't have any supper.
Is the toast warm?
:46:43
Perfect. And not
too much mayonnaise.
:46:44
It's really
a well-made sandwich.
:46:46
Cut me off
a little piece.
:46:47
Give me
your napkin.
:46:49
I don't want
to drop crumbs.
:46:50
Martha and Gertrude
at the Automat.
:46:52
That thing
could kill us.
:46:54
They'll find us
with our tongues on the floor.
:46:56
Do something, Oscar.
Get him back into the game.
:46:58
Don't come to me
with your petty problems.
:47:00
You get this
one stinking night a week.
:47:02
I'm cooped up here
with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day.
:47:05
Felix, get in here, will you?
:47:07
Coming!
:47:09
It was better before,
:47:10
with the garbage and the smoke.
:47:12
Did you notice what
he does with the bread?
:47:14
He cuts off the crusts.
:47:16
That's why it's so light.
:47:17
He only uses the soft green part
of the lettuce.
:47:19
It's really delicious.
:47:21
I'm going out of my mind.
:47:22
Felix, get in here!
I won't ask again!
:47:24
Forget it. I'm going home.
:47:25
The day his marriage busted up
:47:27
was the end of our poker game.
:47:29
Speed, you can't go now.
I'm a big loser.
:47:31
You got no one to blame
but yourself.
:47:33
It's your fault.
:47:34
You're the one who stopped him
from killing himself.
:47:38
He's right. That man
is absolutely right.
:47:40
Are you going to eat that pickle?
:47:42
I wasn't thinking of it.
Why? Do you want it?
:47:43
Unless you want it.
It's your pickle.
:47:45
Take it. I don't
usually eat pickles.
:47:46
Deal the cards.
:47:48
What did you
do that for?
:47:49
You want to play poker,
deal the cards.
:47:51
You want to eat,
go to a delicatessen.
:47:53
Will you keep your pickles
and your sandwiches to yourself?
:47:55
I'm losing $53 here,
and everybody's getting fat.
:47:57
Felix!
:47:58
[Felix]
What?
:47:59
Close the stinkin' restaurant
and sit down.