The Odd Couple
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:47:00
You get this
one stinking night a week.

:47:02
I'm cooped up here
with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day.

:47:05
Felix, get in here, will you?
:47:07
Coming!
:47:09
It was better before,
:47:10
with the garbage and the smoke.
:47:12
Did you notice what
he does with the bread?

:47:14
He cuts off the crusts.
:47:16
That's why it's so light.
:47:17
He only uses the soft green part
of the lettuce.

:47:19
It's really delicious.
:47:21
I'm going out of my mind.
:47:22
Felix, get in here!
I won't ask again!

:47:24
Forget it. I'm going home.
:47:25
The day his marriage busted up
:47:27
was the end of our poker game.
:47:29
Speed, you can't go now.
I'm a big loser.

:47:31
You got no one to blame
but yourself.

:47:33
It's your fault.
:47:34
You're the one who stopped him
from killing himself.

:47:38
He's right. That man
is absolutely right.

:47:40
Are you going to eat that pickle?
:47:42
I wasn't thinking of it.
Why? Do you want it?

:47:43
Unless you want it.
It's your pickle.

:47:45
Take it. I don't
usually eat pickles.

:47:46
Deal the cards.
:47:48
What did you
do that for?

:47:49
You want to play poker,
deal the cards.

:47:51
You want to eat,
go to a delicatessen.

:47:53
Will you keep your pickles
and your sandwiches to yourself?

:47:55
I'm losing $53 here,
and everybody's getting fat.

:47:57
Felix!
:47:58
[Felix]
What?

:47:59
Close the stinkin' restaurant
and sit down.

:48:01
We got a poker game
going on here.

:48:03
Is it up to me...
Who threw a pickle on my floor?

:48:07
I don't think
that's funny.

:48:09
[Sniffing]
:48:10
What is
that smell?

:48:11
Disinfectant?
:48:16
It's the cards.
He washed the cards.

:48:19
I'm getting
out of here.

:48:20
I can't stand
any more.

:48:21
Wait a minute, Roy.
Where are you going?

:48:23
I've been sitting here
breathing cleaning fluid

:48:25
and ammonia
for three hours.

:48:27
Nature didn't intend for poker
to be played like that.

:48:31
OK,
ready to play.

:48:33
Good. We got just enough
for handball.

:48:35
Where is everybody?
:48:37
You got the nerve
to ask that question?

:48:39
I've just been
sterilized out of $53.

:48:41
Well, I'm sorry.
Is it my fault, fellas?

:48:43
No. I guess no one
feels like playing tonight.

:48:45
I'd better be going, too.
Got to get up early.

:48:47
Bebe and I are driving to
Asbury Park for the weekend.

:48:49
Just the two of you?
Gee, that's nice.

:48:51
You always do things
like that together, don't you?

:48:53
We have to.
I don't know how to drive.

:48:55
You coming, Murray?
:48:56
Yeah. Why not?
:48:59
I got to stop off
and get Mimi a hero sandwich


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