The Odd Couple
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:48:01
We got a poker game
going on here.

:48:03
Is it up to me...
Who threw a pickle on my floor?

:48:07
I don't think
that's funny.

:48:09
[Sniffing]
:48:10
What is
that smell?

:48:11
Disinfectant?
:48:16
It's the cards.
He washed the cards.

:48:19
I'm getting
out of here.

:48:20
I can't stand
any more.

:48:21
Wait a minute, Roy.
Where are you going?

:48:23
I've been sitting here
breathing cleaning fluid

:48:25
and ammonia
for three hours.

:48:27
Nature didn't intend for poker
to be played like that.

:48:31
OK,
ready to play.

:48:33
Good. We got just enough
for handball.

:48:35
Where is everybody?
:48:37
You got the nerve
to ask that question?

:48:39
I've just been
sterilized out of $53.

:48:41
Well, I'm sorry.
Is it my fault, fellas?

:48:43
No. I guess no one
feels like playing tonight.

:48:45
I'd better be going, too.
Got to get up early.

:48:47
Bebe and I are driving to
Asbury Park for the weekend.

:48:49
Just the two of you?
Gee, that's nice.

:48:51
You always do things
like that together, don't you?

:48:53
We have to.
I don't know how to drive.

:48:55
You coming, Murray?
:48:56
Yeah. Why not?
:48:59
I got to stop off
and get Mimi a hero sandwich

:49:02
and a frozen eclair.
:49:03
Marriage. Huh!
Those two playboys

:49:05
sure got the life,
huh, Vinnie?

:49:07
Yeah. Some life
those playboys got.

:49:09
[Laughing]
:49:16
That's funny,
isn't it, Oscar?

:49:18
They think we're happy.
:49:20
Ha ha ha!
:49:21
They really think we're
enjoying ourselves.

:49:23
Well, they don't know.
:49:25
They just don't know
:49:26
what it's like
living alone, do they?

:49:28
I'd be immensely grateful
to you, Felix,

:49:30
if you didn't
clean up just now.

:49:32
Just a few things.
But playboys...us!

:49:34
Ha ha ha!
That's really funny.

:49:36
I think they
actually envy us.

:49:38
Well, they should
only know.

:49:40
Felix, will you leave
everything alone, please?

:49:42
I'm not through
dirtying up for the night.

:49:44
Don't you see
the irony of it?

:49:46
Don't you
see the irony?

:49:48
Yes, I see it.
:49:49
I really don't think
you see it.

:49:51
Felix, I'm telling you,
I see the irony of it.

:49:54
Then tell me...
What's the irony?

:49:56
The irony is that unless
we come to some other arrangement,


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