The Odd Couple
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:49:02
and a frozen eclair.
:49:03
Marriage. Huh!
Those two playboys

:49:05
sure got the life,
huh, Vinnie?

:49:07
Yeah. Some life
those playboys got.

:49:09
[Laughing]
:49:16
That's funny,
isn't it, Oscar?

:49:18
They think we're happy.
:49:20
Ha ha ha!
:49:21
They really think we're
enjoying ourselves.

:49:23
Well, they don't know.
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They just don't know
:49:26
what it's like
living alone, do they?

:49:28
I'd be immensely grateful
to you, Felix,

:49:30
if you didn't
clean up just now.

:49:32
Just a few things.
But playboys...us!

:49:34
Ha ha ha!
That's really funny.

:49:36
I think they
actually envy us.

:49:38
Well, they should
only know.

:49:40
Felix, will you leave
everything alone, please?

:49:42
I'm not through
dirtying up for the night.

:49:44
Don't you see
the irony of it?

:49:46
Don't you
see the irony?

:49:48
Yes, I see it.
:49:49
I really don't think
you see it.

:49:51
Felix, I'm telling you,
I see the irony of it.

:49:54
Then tell me...
What's the irony?

:49:56
The irony is that unless
we come to some other arrangement,

:50:00
I'm going to kill you.
That's the irony of it.

:50:05
What's wrong, Oscar?
:50:06
There's something wrong
with this system.

:50:08
I don't think that
two single men living alone

:50:10
in a big eight-room
apartment

:50:12
should have a cleaner house
than my mother.

:50:14
Wait. What are you
talking about?

:50:16
I didn't say
you have to.

:50:17
You don't have to
clean up.

:50:18
What you do is worse.
:50:20
You're always
hanging up my towels.

:50:21
You follow me around
with an ashtray.

:50:23
Last night, I found you
in the kitchen

:50:24
washing the floor,
shaking your head,

:50:26
and moaning,
"Footprints, footprints."

:50:27
I didn't say
they were yours.

:50:29
Well, they were mine,
damn it.

:50:30
I have feet,
and they make prints.

:50:32
Should I climb
across the cabinets?

:50:34
No! Just walk
on the floor!

:50:36
Well, I appreciate that.
I really do.

:50:38
I'm only trying to keep
this place livable.

:50:40
I didn't know
I irritated you that much.

:50:42
Leave my pictures alone.
:50:43
I was just trying
to even them up.

:50:46
I want them uneven.
They're my pictures.

:50:48
Even up
your own pictures.

:50:50
I was wondering
how long it would take.

:50:53
How long what
would take?

:50:55
Before I got
on your nerves.

:50:57
I didn't say
you got on my nerves.


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