The Odd Couple
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:51:00
Please don't do that.
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Same thing. You said
I irritated you.

:51:03
No. You said you irritated me.
I didn't say it.

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What did you say?
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I don't remember.
What's the difference?

:51:08
No difference.
I was just repeating

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what I thought
you said.

:51:11
Don't repeat what
you thought I said!

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Repeat what I said!
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My God,
that's irritating!

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See? You did say it.
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I don't believe
this whole conversation.

:51:21
Oscar, I'm sorry.
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I don't know
what's wrong with me.

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And don't pout.
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You want to fight,
we'll fight, but don't pout.

:51:28
Fighting...I win.
Pouting...you win.

:51:29
You're right.
You're right.

:51:31
Everything you say about me
is absolutely right.

:51:33
Don't give in
so easily.

:51:35
I'm not always right.
Sometimes you're right.

:51:37
You're right. I do that.
I always figure I'm wrong.

:51:39
Only this time,
you are wrong and I'm right.

:51:41
Oh, leave me alone.
:51:43
And don't sulk.
That's the same as pouting.

:51:46
I know, I know. Oh, damn me.
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Why can't I do just
one lousy thing right?

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Why didn't you throw it?
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I almost did. Sometimes I get
so insane with myself.

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Then why don't you throw the cup?
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I'm trying
to control myself.

:52:03
Why are you trying
to control yourself?

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What do you mean? Why?
:52:06
You were angry.
You felt like throwing the cup.

:52:08
Why didn't you throw it?
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Because I would still be angry
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and I would have a broken cup.
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How do you know?
Maybe you'd feel wonderful.

:52:14
Why do you have to control
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every single thought
that comes into your head?

:52:18
Why don't you let loose
once in your life?

:52:20
Do something that you
feel like doing,

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not what you think
you're supposed to do.

:52:23
Stop controlling yourself, Felix!
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Relax! Get drunk! Get angry!
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Come on! Break the lousy cup!
:52:30
Ow! I hurt my arm!
:52:33
You're hopeless.
:52:34
You're a hopeless mental case.
:52:36
I shouldn't throw with that arm.
I've got bursitis.

:52:38
Why don't you
live in a closet?

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I'll leave your meals
outside the door

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and slide in the newspapers.
:52:45
Oh, cut it out. I hurt easily.
:52:46
I can't help the way I am.
:52:48
You're not going
to cry, are you?

:52:50
I think all those tears
dripping on your arm

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is what gave you bursitis.
:52:59
Let me tell you something, Oscar.

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