The Odd Couple
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Then why don't you throw the cup?
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I'm trying
to control myself.

:52:03
Why are you trying
to control yourself?

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What do you mean? Why?
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You were angry.
You felt like throwing the cup.

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Why didn't you throw it?
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Because I would still be angry
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and I would have a broken cup.
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How do you know?
Maybe you'd feel wonderful.

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Why do you have to control
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every single thought
that comes into your head?

:52:18
Why don't you let loose
once in your life?

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Do something that you
feel like doing,

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not what you think
you're supposed to do.

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Stop controlling yourself, Felix!
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Relax! Get drunk! Get angry!
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Come on! Break the lousy cup!
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Ow! I hurt my arm!
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You're hopeless.
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You're a hopeless mental case.
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I shouldn't throw with that arm.
I've got bursitis.

:52:38
Why don't you
live in a closet?

:52:40
I'll leave your meals
outside the door

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and slide in the newspapers.
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Oh, cut it out. I hurt easily.
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I can't help the way I am.
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You're not going
to cry, are you?

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I think all those tears
dripping on your arm

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is what gave you bursitis.
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Let me tell you something, Oscar.
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I may not be the easiest person
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in the world to live with,
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but you could have
done a lot worse...

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a whole lot worse.
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How?
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I put order in this house.
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For the first time in months,
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you're saving money,
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you're sleeping on clean sheets,
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you're eating hot meals
for a change,

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and I did that.
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Yes, that's right.
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Then at night, after we've had
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your halibut steak
in your tartare sauce,

:53:27
I have to spend
the rest of the evening

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watching you Saran-Wrap
the leftovers.

:53:31
Felix, when are you and I
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going to have some fun...
a little relaxation...

:53:34
get out of the house?
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What are you talking about?
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We have fun.
Eat over the plate.

:53:39
Fun? Listen, getting
a clear picture

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on channel two is not
my idea of whoopee.

:53:43
We don't always watch TV.
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Sometimes we read. Sometimes we talk.
:53:47
Yeah. I read, and you talk.
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I try to work, and you talk.
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I go to sleep, and you talk.
:53:52
We got your life
arranged pretty good,

:53:53
but I'm still looking
for a little entertainment.

:53:55
What are you saying...
I talk too much?

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Nah. I'm not complaining.
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You got a lot to say.

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