:53:01
I may not be the easiest person
:53:03
in the world to live with,
:53:04
but you could have
done a lot worse...
:53:06
a whole lot worse.
:53:09
How?
:53:10
I put order in this house.
:53:12
For the first time in months,
:53:14
you're saving money,
:53:15
you're sleeping on clean sheets,
:53:17
you're eating hot meals
for a change,
:53:19
and I did that.
:53:20
Yes, that's right.
:53:22
Then at night, after we've had
:53:23
your halibut steak
in your tartare sauce,
:53:27
I have to spend
the rest of the evening
:53:29
watching you Saran-Wrap
the leftovers.
:53:31
Felix, when are you and I
:53:33
going to have some fun...
a little relaxation...
:53:34
get out of the house?
:53:36
What are you talking about?
:53:37
We have fun.
Eat over the plate.
:53:39
Fun? Listen, getting
a clear picture
:53:41
on channel two is not
my idea of whoopee.
:53:43
We don't always watch TV.
:53:45
Sometimes we read. Sometimes we talk.
:53:47
Yeah. I read, and you talk.
:53:49
I try to work, and you talk.
:53:50
I go to sleep, and you talk.
:53:52
We got your life
arranged pretty good,
:53:53
but I'm still looking
for a little entertainment.
:53:55
What are you saying...
I talk too much?
:53:57
Nah. I'm not complaining.
:53:58
You got a lot to say.
:54:00
What's worrying me
is I'm beginning to listen.
:54:04
You're not going to
hear another peep out of me.
:54:07
You're not going to
give me a haircut, are you?
:54:08
I'm going to cut up
some cabbage and greens
:54:10
and make coleslaw for tomorrow.
:54:12
I don't want any coleslaw
for tomorrow!
:54:13
I just want to have
some fun tonight.
:54:15
I thought you liked my coleslaw.
:54:16
I love your coleslaw.
I swear, I love it.
:54:18
I'll take your
coleslaw with me
:54:20
to work tomorrow,
but not tonight.
:54:22
Let's go out of the house.
:54:23
All right, let's go.
:54:25
I only make it for you.
I don't like coleslaw.
:54:27
If you wanted to go out,
why didn't you say so?
:54:29
You think I like
working and slaving
:54:30
in the kitchen all day long?
:54:36
Strike! Ow!
:54:37
Hey, how about that?
Oscar, you're right.
:54:39
When you're right, you're right.
:54:40
A person has to get
out of the house once in a while.
:54:43
Hmm?
:54:44
Yeah.
Oh, yes, bowling...
:54:46
Bowling is wonderful exercise, Felix,
:54:48
but that's not
:54:50
the kind of relaxation
I had in mind.
:54:52
I mean, the night was made
for other things.
:54:54
Like what?
:54:55
Like unless I get to touch
something soft
:54:57
in the next two weeks,
:54:58
I'm in big trouble.