The Odd Couple
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:54:00
What's worrying me
is I'm beginning to listen.

:54:04
You're not going to
hear another peep out of me.

:54:07
You're not going to
give me a haircut, are you?

:54:08
I'm going to cut up
some cabbage and greens

:54:10
and make coleslaw for tomorrow.
:54:12
I don't want any coleslaw
for tomorrow!

:54:13
I just want to have
some fun tonight.

:54:15
I thought you liked my coleslaw.
:54:16
I love your coleslaw.
I swear, I love it.

:54:18
I'll take your
coleslaw with me

:54:20
to work tomorrow,
but not tonight.

:54:22
Let's go out of the house.
:54:23
All right, let's go.
:54:25
I only make it for you.
I don't like coleslaw.

:54:27
If you wanted to go out,
why didn't you say so?

:54:29
You think I like
working and slaving

:54:30
in the kitchen all day long?
:54:36
Strike! Ow!
:54:37
Hey, how about that?
Oscar, you're right.

:54:39
When you're right, you're right.
:54:40
A person has to get
out of the house once in a while.

:54:43
Hmm?
:54:44
Yeah.
Oh, yes, bowling...

:54:46
Bowling is wonderful exercise, Felix,
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but that's not
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the kind of relaxation
I had in mind.

:54:52
I mean, the night was made
for other things.

:54:54
Like what?
:54:55
Like unless I get to touch
something soft

:54:57
in the next two weeks,
:54:58
I'm in big trouble.
:55:00
Oh, you mean women?
:55:02
If you want to give it a name,
all right, women.

:55:04
That's funny. I haven't thought
of women in weeks.

:55:06
I fail to see the humor.
:55:10
Look,
all I'm saying is,

:55:11
why don't we spend one night
:55:13
talking to someone
with higher voices than us?

:55:15
You mean...
:55:16
That's what I mean.
:55:20
I can't.
:55:22
Why not?
:55:23
I'm just not ready for it yet.
:55:24
I don't want to discuss it.
Let's bowl.

:55:32
I intend to go out.
:55:34
I get as lonely
as the next fella,

:55:36
but I've only been separated
a couple of weeks.

:55:38
Give me a little time, will you?
:55:40
There isn't any time left.
:55:41
I saw TV Guide, and there's
nothing on this week.

:55:43
12 in the corner.
:55:45
What am I asking you,
for crying out loud?

:55:47
All I want to do
is have dinner and some laughs

:55:49
with a couple of girls.
:55:51
Can't you go out yourself?
Why do you need me?

:55:53
I may want to come back
to the apartment.

:55:54
If we walk in and find you
washing the windows,

:55:57
it puts a damper on things.
:55:58
I'll take a pill and go to sleep.

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