:55:00
Oh, you mean women?
:55:02
If you want to give it a name,
all right, women.
:55:04
That's funny. I haven't thought
of women in weeks.
:55:06
I fail to see the humor.
:55:10
Look,
all I'm saying is,
:55:11
why don't we spend one night
:55:13
talking to someone
with higher voices than us?
:55:15
You mean...
:55:16
That's what I mean.
:55:20
I can't.
:55:22
Why not?
:55:23
I'm just not ready for it yet.
:55:24
I don't want to discuss it.
Let's bowl.
:55:32
I intend to go out.
:55:34
I get as lonely
as the next fella,
:55:36
but I've only been separated
a couple of weeks.
:55:38
Give me a little time, will you?
:55:40
There isn't any time left.
:55:41
I saw TV Guide, and there's
nothing on this week.
:55:43
12 in the corner.
:55:45
What am I asking you,
for crying out loud?
:55:47
All I want to do
is have dinner and some laughs
:55:49
with a couple of girls.
:55:51
Can't you go out yourself?
Why do you need me?
:55:53
I may want to come back
to the apartment.
:55:54
If we walk in and find you
washing the windows,
:55:57
it puts a damper on things.
:55:58
I'll take a pill and go to sleep.
:56:00
Why take a pill
when you can take a girl?
:56:02
Because I'd feel guilty.
I'm sorry, but that's why.
:56:05
If it doesn't make sense to you,
:56:06
it's the way I feel.
:56:07
Go ahead and shoot.
:56:16
Anyway, who would I call?
:56:17
I don't even know
any single girls.
:56:19
Leave that to me.
:56:20
Two sisters live in our building...
English girls.
:56:22
One's a widow,
the other one's a divorcee.
:56:24
They're a barrel of laughs.
:56:26
How do you know?
:56:27
I was trapped in the elevator
with them last week.
:56:29
Please, Felix.
Please just say yes.
:56:30
I can call them now.
Please say yes for my sake.
:56:33
If it means that much to you...
:56:34
Atta baby. That's the Felix
I've been waiting for.
:56:37
Wait. What do they look like?
:56:38
Don't worry. Yours is very pretty.
:56:45
Excuse me.
:56:47
We're all set.
7:30 tomorrow night.
:56:48
Which one do I get?
:56:50
The divorcee.
:56:51
Why do I get the divorcee?
:56:52
I don't care.
You want the widow?
:56:54
I don't want the widow.
I don't even want the divorcee.
:56:56
I'm just doing this
for you.
:56:57
Take whoever you want.
:56:59
When they walk in,
point to the sister of your choice.