The Odd Couple
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1:24:00
Kindly remove that spaghetti
1:24:02
from my poker table.
1:24:06
What the hell is so funny?
1:24:08
It's not spaghetti.
It's linguini.

1:24:21
Now it's garbage.
1:24:34
You're crazy.
1:24:36
I'm a neurotic nut,
but you're crazy.

1:24:38
That's really funny
1:24:40
coming from a fruitcake like you.
1:24:41
I'm not cleaning that up.
1:24:44
Is that a promise?
1:24:45
Did you hear what I said?
1:24:47
I'm not cleaning that up.
1:24:49
That's your mess. Look at it.
1:24:50
It's hanging all over the wall.
1:24:55
I like it.
1:24:58
You'd just let it hang there,
wouldn't you?

1:25:00
Just let it hang
1:25:02
until it got all
hard and brown and...

1:25:05
It's disgusting.
1:25:06
Well, I'm cleaning it.
1:25:08
Leave that alone.
1:25:09
You leave that alone.
1:25:11
You touch one strand
of that linguini,

1:25:13
and I'm going to punch you
1:25:14
right in your sinuses.
1:25:16
Hey, Oscar, come on, now.
1:25:18
Now, listen,
1:25:19
why don't you just
take a tranquilizer?

1:25:21
Go to your room.
1:25:23
I said go to your room.
1:25:24
Let's just all settle down.
1:25:29
I'm warning you, Felix.
1:25:31
You want to live
through this night,

1:25:33
you better keep
this door locked

1:25:34
and lock your windows, too.

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