The Odd Couple
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1:25:00
Just let it hang
1:25:02
until it got all
hard and brown and...

1:25:05
It's disgusting.
1:25:06
Well, I'm cleaning it.
1:25:08
Leave that alone.
1:25:09
You leave that alone.
1:25:11
You touch one strand
of that linguini,

1:25:13
and I'm going to punch you
1:25:14
right in your sinuses.
1:25:16
Hey, Oscar, come on, now.
1:25:18
Now, listen,
1:25:19
why don't you just
take a tranquilizer?

1:25:21
Go to your room.
1:25:23
I said go to your room.
1:25:24
Let's just all settle down.
1:25:29
I'm warning you, Felix.
1:25:31
You want to live
through this night,

1:25:33
you better keep
this door locked

1:25:34
and lock your windows, too.
1:26:06
All right, Oscar.
I'd like to know what's happened.

1:26:11
What's happened?
1:26:12
Something made you
go off the deep end.

1:26:14
Is it something I said
or something I did?

1:26:16
Nothing you said.
1:26:17
Don't start me, Felix.
1:26:19
Is it the cooking
or the cleaning? The crying?

1:26:22
I can tell you
exactly what it is.

1:26:24
It's the cooking,
the cleaning, the crying.

1:26:26
It's the talking in your sleep.
1:26:28
It's those moose calls
that open your ears

1:26:30
at 2:00 in the morning.
1:26:35
I can't take it anymore, Felix.
1:26:37
I'm cracking up.
1:26:39
Everything you do irritates me,
1:26:41
and when you're not here,
1:26:43
the things you'll do
when you come in irritate me.

1:26:45
You leave me little notes
on my pillow.

1:26:47
I've told you 158 times
1:26:50
I cannot stand little notes
on my pillow.

1:26:52
"We are all out
of cornflakes. F.U."

1:26:55
Took me three hours
to figure out

1:26:57
that F.U. was Felix Ungar.

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