1:27:08
It's not your fault, Felix.
1:27:10
It's a rotten combination,
that's all.
1:27:12
Yeah. I get the picture.
1:27:14
I haven't even
painted the picture yet.
1:27:17
I got a typewritten
list in my office
1:27:19
of the 10 most
aggravating things you do
1:27:21
that drive me berserk,
1:27:24
but last night was the topper.
1:27:26
Oh, brother, that was the topper.
1:27:28
That was the ever-loving
lulu of all times.
1:27:32
I had it all set up
1:27:33
with that English Betty Boop
and her sister,
1:27:35
and I wind up drinking tea
1:27:37
and telling them
your life story.
1:27:38
I warned you
not to make that date
1:27:40
in the first place.
1:27:41
Don't point that finger at me
1:27:42
unless you intend to use it.
1:27:44
Get off of my back, Oscar!
1:27:45
What's this?
A display of temper?
1:27:47
I haven't seen you
really angry
1:27:48
since the day
I dropped my cigar
1:27:50
in your pancake batter.
1:27:51
Oscar, you're asking
to hear something
1:27:53
I don't want to say,
but if I do say it,
1:27:54
I think you ought to hear it.
1:27:56
You got anything on your chest
besides your chin,
1:27:58
you better get it off.
1:28:00
All right!
Then you asked for it!
1:28:02
You're a wonderful guy, Oscar.
1:28:05
You've done everything for me.
1:28:06
If it weren't for you,
1:28:08
I don't know what
would have happened.
1:28:09
You gave me
a place to live
1:28:11
and something
to live for.
1:28:13
I'm never going to
forget you for that, Oscar.
1:28:15
You're tops with me.
1:28:21
If I've just been told off,
1:28:22
I think I may have missed it.
1:28:24
It's coming.
1:28:27
You are also one of
the biggest slobs
1:28:29
in the world.
1:28:30
I see.
1:28:31
Totally unreliable, undependable,
and irresponsible.
1:28:33
Keep going. I think you're hot.
1:28:35
No. That's it.
You've been told off.
1:28:37
How do you like that?
1:28:38
Good. Good!
1:28:40
Because now...
1:28:42
I'm going to tell you off.
1:28:44
For six months,
1:28:45
I've lived alone
in this apartment...
1:28:47
all alone in eight big rooms.
1:28:49
I was dejected, despondent,
and disgusted,
1:28:52
and then you moved in...
1:28:54
my closest and dearest friend.
1:28:57
And after three weeks
of close personal contact,
1:28:59
I'm about to have
a nervous breakdown.