1:28:00
All right!
Then you asked for it!
1:28:02
You're a wonderful guy, Oscar.
1:28:05
You've done everything for me.
1:28:06
If it weren't for you,
1:28:08
I don't know what
would have happened.
1:28:09
You gave me
a place to live
1:28:11
and something
to live for.
1:28:13
I'm never going to
forget you for that, Oscar.
1:28:15
You're tops with me.
1:28:21
If I've just been told off,
1:28:22
I think I may have missed it.
1:28:24
It's coming.
1:28:27
You are also one of
the biggest slobs
1:28:29
in the world.
1:28:30
I see.
1:28:31
Totally unreliable, undependable,
and irresponsible.
1:28:33
Keep going. I think you're hot.
1:28:35
No. That's it.
You've been told off.
1:28:37
How do you like that?
1:28:38
Good. Good!
1:28:40
Because now...
1:28:42
I'm going to tell you off.
1:28:44
For six months,
1:28:45
I've lived alone
in this apartment...
1:28:47
all alone in eight big rooms.
1:28:49
I was dejected, despondent,
and disgusted,
1:28:52
and then you moved in...
1:28:54
my closest and dearest friend.
1:28:57
And after three weeks
of close personal contact,
1:28:59
I'm about to have
a nervous breakdown.
1:29:02
Do me a favor, will you, Felix?
1:29:04
Move into the kitchen.
1:29:06
Live with your pots, pans,
ladles, meat thermometers.
1:29:09
When you want to come out,
1:29:11
just ring a bell,
and I'll run into the bedroom.
1:29:14
I'm asking you nicely, Felix,
1:29:16
as a friend...
Stay out of my way.
1:29:23
Walk on the paper, will you?
I washed the floor in there.
1:29:33
Hey, stay away from me, Oscar.
1:29:36
Oscar! Oscar,
stay away from me!
1:29:38
Oscar!
1:29:40
This is the day
I'm going to kill you.
1:29:42
Oscar!
1:29:44
No! Oscar!
1:29:52
Oscar!
1:29:54
You hit me,
1:29:56
you've got yourself
one sweet lawsuit!
1:29:59
Those dogs should be on a leash.