The Shakiest Gun in the West
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and parents.
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As we, uh, stand
on the threshold...

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Louder.! As we stand on
the threshold of graduation,

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we may get the feeling
that this is the end.

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This is really the beginning...
Louder.!

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This is really the beginning...
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of stepping out into new horizons:
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north, south, east...
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and... west.
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Speaking of west,
that is the direc...

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that is the direction
that I personally am going to.

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Why did I choose the West?
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Because the West is a place
where few, if any, dentists have trod.

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So I am going to trod there.
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Why, Jesse? Why?
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Well, Mom,
the West needs dentists.

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I mean, teeth are fallin' out
right and left out there.

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Teeth are falling out
in Philadelphia too.

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Yeah, but Philadelphia is overrun
with dentists. There must be seven!

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Gratitude! Gratitude!
Some nice gratitude!

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But all the plans,
all the nice surprises.

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Your Uncle George was going to give
you an office over the harness shop...

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for $3.00 a month.
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And Celia's Leonard
was going to give you...

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four rolls of wallpaper.
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Blue ducks.
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Fifty cents a foot!
Wholesale!

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Oh, Jesse!
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Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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If he were mine, I'd know what
to do. Put him across my knee.

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Butt out!
I'm family!

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You're not family!
I'm your aunt!

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You're not a real aunt. Just my
mother's best friend. Oh, yeah?

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Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah?

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How's it going, Heywood? Fine. Fine.

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