:09:01
Well, Mom,
the West needs dentists.
:09:04
I mean, teeth are fallin' out
right and left out there.
:09:07
Teeth are falling out
in Philadelphia too.
:09:10
Yeah, but Philadelphia is overrun
with dentists. There must be seven!
:09:15
Gratitude! Gratitude!
Some nice gratitude!
:09:19
But all the plans,
all the nice surprises.
:09:23
Your Uncle George was going to give
you an office over the harness shop...
:09:27
for $3.00 a month.
:09:28
And Celia's Leonard
was going to give you...
:09:31
four rolls of wallpaper.
:09:34
Blue ducks.
:09:36
Fifty cents a foot!
Wholesale!
:09:39
Oh, Jesse!
:09:41
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!
:09:43
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
:09:46
If he were mine, I'd know what
to do. Put him across my knee.
:09:50
Butt out!
I'm family!
:09:52
You're not family!
I'm your aunt!
:09:55
You're not a real aunt. Just my
mother's best friend. Oh, yeah?
:09:58
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah?
:09:59
How's it going, Heywood? Fine. Fine.
:10:09
Those half-naked savages
must have colds all the time.
:10:13
Oh, Ma, that's
an old wives' tale.
:10:15
Your average Indian's
the healthiest person in the world.
:10:18
But, Jesse, dear, it stands
to reason... Uh, Ma, Ma, Ma!
:10:21
Call me "Doctor."
:10:23
Oh, excuse me,
is this car 24?
:10:26
Uh, all the way down, mack.
Thank you.
:10:28
But, Doctor, you've always been
such a delicate little boy.
:10:33
You've got such touchy sinuses.
:10:36
You've always had your
father's delicate sinuses.
:10:39
Aw, Ma!
Now don't "aw" me.
:10:41
It was your father's
sinuses that killed him.
:10:44
He was run over
by a beer wagon!
:10:46
He was blowing his nose
in the middle of the street.
:10:50
Well, I'm not going to cry.
:10:52
Good for you, Ma.
:10:54
I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.
:10:57
Attagirl.
:10:59
If you don't believe me,
ask Celia.