The Shakiest Gun in the West
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And you can tell him that just
because I'm from out of town,

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that don't mean I don't
know what it's all about.!

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Good day, sir. Abel Swanson,
proprietor, at your service.

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Dr. Jesse W. Heywood,
dentist, Philadelphia.

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Ah, a professional man! What a pleasure
to do business with a man of science!

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Wong, our house is honored
by the presence of a physician.

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Wong reveres knowledge.
We are at your service.

:24:49
Uh, well...
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I want to get a rig
and a couple of good strong horses.

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And I'll pay nothin'
but a fair price.

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It's a pleasure to do business
with a discerning man.

:24:59
Now, everything you need
is right over here.

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There's a potbellied stove,
wrought iron skillet,

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twenty pounds of flour,
one axe, two extra handles.

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Now, let's see. A stove, $7.50; skillet,
$4.20; flour, $8.50; $9.75 for an axe.

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Add that up,
will you, Wong?

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That comes to $47, even.
Now for the wagon...

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Wait a minute.
Hold it. Hold it!

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Forty-seven dollars?
The stove was $7.50.

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The skillet was $4.20.
That's $11.70. Then you have...

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Have you ever been in the Orient, sir? Huh?
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Have you ever been
in the Orient?

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No, I never have.
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That's amazing.
Simply amazing.

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Wong, observe the analytical mind
of the trained scientist.

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Skilled in the arts of mathematics,
physics, chemistry.

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Able to understand the machinations
of the Oriental calculating abacus.

:25:51
Run over those figures
for him again, Wong.

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Yeah. That's $47, all right.
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Extraordinary mind.
You, sir, are amazing.


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