The Shakiest Gun in the West
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There's a potbellied stove,
wrought iron skillet,

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twenty pounds of flour,
one axe, two extra handles.

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Now, let's see. A stove, $7.50; skillet,
$4.20; flour, $8.50; $9.75 for an axe.

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Add that up,
will you, Wong?

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That comes to $47, even.
Now for the wagon...

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Wait a minute.
Hold it. Hold it!

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Forty-seven dollars?
The stove was $7.50.

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The skillet was $4.20.
That's $11.70. Then you have...

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Have you ever been in the Orient, sir? Huh?
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Have you ever been
in the Orient?

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No, I never have.
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That's amazing.
Simply amazing.

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Wong, observe the analytical mind
of the trained scientist.

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Skilled in the arts of mathematics,
physics, chemistry.

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Able to understand the machinations
of the Oriental calculating abacus.

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Run over those figures
for him again, Wong.

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Yeah. That's $47, all right.
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Extraordinary mind.
You, sir, are amazing.

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Now, let's put you into a wagon.
Right this way.

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Okay.
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You are indeed
a fortunate man!

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This is your lucky day!
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The wagon you are beholding...
soon to be yours...

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is the only one of its kind
west of the Mississippi.

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How much is it?
Built of the finest oak.

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Once owned by one of the
great pioneers of our west,

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the late Sir Lincoln Boone.
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I know this is no time
to bring this up, but how much is it?

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Excuse me. I'll let it go
for a hundred dollars.

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How much? One hundred and fifty dollars.
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Now that seems
kind of expensive to me!

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Expensive? Too expensive
for a vehicle worthy of transporting...

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one of the great scientific minds
of our day?

:26:57
Sir, this wagon befits you.
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Wong, let us not forget. Our house is
honored by the presence of a physician.


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