The Shakiest Gun in the West
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Now, let's put you into a wagon.
Right this way.

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Okay.
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You are indeed
a fortunate man!

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This is your lucky day!
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The wagon you are beholding...
soon to be yours...

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is the only one of its kind
west of the Mississippi.

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How much is it?
Built of the finest oak.

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Once owned by one of the
great pioneers of our west,

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the late Sir Lincoln Boone.
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I know this is no time
to bring this up, but how much is it?

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Excuse me. I'll let it go
for a hundred dollars.

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How much? One hundred and fifty dollars.
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Now that seems
kind of expensive to me!

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Expensive? Too expensive
for a vehicle worthy of transporting...

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one of the great scientific minds
of our day?

:26:57
Sir, this wagon befits you.
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Wong, let us not forget. Our house is
honored by the presence of a physician.

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Uh, well... Now wait a...
That's enough. I, uh...

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Now listen, I think 150 will be okay. Sold!
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Wong, add that up.
Forty-seven and 150.

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That comes to $232.55.
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$232.55?
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That is correct.
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Well, figures don't lie.
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That's an even $250
with the territory tax.

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And that'll be cash,
of course.

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Territory tax?
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Gracias. It was a pleasure doing
business with you, sir. Chop-chop!

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Uh, I'll see you.
Oh, wait a minute!

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I-I almost forgot.
Well, what about the horses?

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Why, surely you jest. There hasn't been
a horse for sale in over three weeks.

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Wait a second!
If you didn't have any horses for sale,

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how come you sold me
that wagon and all that stuff?

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We just like to keep busy.
You have no right to...


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