The Shakiest Gun in the West
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Do you know what I think?
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Uh-uh.
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I think you're very nice.
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Do you know what I think?
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What?
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I think I might faint.
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Ohhh.
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How did a wonderful
professional man like you...

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escape marriage
all these years?

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Well, uh, I've always felt I was
a little too thin for marriage.

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Ohhh.
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And besides, m-my main mission
in life right now i-i-is to go west.

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How strange fate is!
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I, too, am alone
and going west.

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And suddenly,
out of the blue sky,

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I meet you.
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A big...
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tall...
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handsome...
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man!
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Now, wait a minute!
J-Just wait a minute!

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I-I don't even know you.
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I'm crazy about you.
Isn't that enough?

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Now then, the witnesses there, Mrs.
Longbaugh and Slosh White, are 25 cents each,

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payable immediately
following the ceremony.

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Fine. Speed it up.
The wagon train leaves in an hour.

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This is so sudden,
Miss Cushings.

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I mean, you just don't fix a tooth
one minute and get married the next.

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The song is 50 cents extra.
Would you like the song?

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Yes. Fine, fine.
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Oh, promise me
that someday...

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Let's go, Reverend!
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During the music?
Yes!

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Well, all right.
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Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here...

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Now wait a minute!
Hold it!

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I can't get married
without telling my mother.

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There isn't any time. We've
got to catch the wagon train,

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uh, uh, uh...

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