The Shakiest Gun in the West
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tall...
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handsome...
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man!
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Now, wait a minute!
J-Just wait a minute!

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I-I don't even know you.
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I'm crazy about you.
Isn't that enough?

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Now then, the witnesses there, Mrs.
Longbaugh and Slosh White, are 25 cents each,

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payable immediately
following the ceremony.

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Fine. Speed it up.
The wagon train leaves in an hour.

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This is so sudden,
Miss Cushings.

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I mean, you just don't fix a tooth
one minute and get married the next.

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The song is 50 cents extra.
Would you like the song?

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Yes. Fine, fine.
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Oh, promise me
that someday...

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Let's go, Reverend!
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During the music?
Yes!

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Well, all right.
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Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here...

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Now wait a minute!
Hold it!

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I can't get married
without telling my mother.

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There isn't any time. We've
got to catch the wagon train,

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uh, uh, uh...
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Jesse.
Jesse.

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My mother will just
never forgive me for this.

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We are assembled here in the presence
of God to join together this man...

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Now wa... We're strangers.
You know that, don't you?

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I'd at least like you
to meet my mother.

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Speed it up, Reverend.
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He has instructed those who have
entered into this relationship, etc.

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That's not Episcopalian!
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By the authority invested
in me by the Church,

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I declare that you, Penelope,
and, uh, you, uh...

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Jesse.
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And you, Jesse,
are hereby man and wife.

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Attaboy, Reverend!
Now, just hold it!

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I don't feel at all that this is
actually... I mean, the whole... the thing...

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Mm-hmm.
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We'd better hurry if we want
to catch that wagon train.

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Well, well, well. You did it,
ma'am. What's the new name?


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