:16:02
or deal with me,
or with Carol, or with Alice...
:16:04
- It was what it was. I dealt with Alice.
- But you didn't deal with Bob.
:16:08
Come on, you didn't even see the look.
:16:11
Come on, Alice. I know that look.
Bob and I do it all the time.
:16:16
No "Oh, ho ho."
:16:19
That's what we used to do.
:16:20
That's what we are trying
not to do ever again.
:16:23
Ever. To the people that we love.
:16:26
- And we love you.
- We know. I know that.
:16:29
We really do, you know.
We really do love you.
:16:31
And we really do love you!
:16:34
We love you, too.
:16:42
But we are not always
totally honest with each other.
:16:45
- Yes, we are! I have never lied to you.
- Alice, do you like my outfit?
:16:51
I love it.
:16:52
They don't want to know what you think,
they want to know what you feel.
:16:56
I feel...
:16:59
that your outfit is an important contribution
to an otherwise dull society.
:17:03
No, Ted, don't do that. Don't do that, please.
:17:07
How can you feel about a dress?
It's not that important.
:17:09
It's the most important thing
in the world, this dress.
:17:12
If you don't care about this dress...
:17:14
you're on the way
to not caring about humanity.
:17:16
- That's patently absurd.
- It's not...
:17:23
What do you feel about...
:17:26
- my hair?
- Your hair?
:17:31
I don't want to offend you...
:17:33
but the majority of my day isn't spent
in ruminating about your hair.
:17:36
- Be honest.
- Your hair looks very good on you.
:17:38
- You're full of crap.
- Cop out.
:17:40
- That's what we call a cop-out.
- Yeah. That's a cop-out.
:17:44
Can't you feel?
:17:46
How do you feel about it?
:17:48
Okay. I feel it's a little long.
:17:51
- That's beautiful.
- That's great. You're starting...
:17:54
He's starting to open up right away.
As soon as you begin to deal with things.
:17:58
What you really feel
is that my hair is ridiculously long...