:39:03
Casper, tuck 'em in.
Thi privates are showin'.
:39:07
The muscleman o' t'year!
:39:09
:39:11
- He's just come back from Biafra.
- Pull them up, Casper!
:39:14
- Pull them up!
- Like that, sir?
:39:17
Pull them down, Casper.
:39:20
You're too daft to laugh at.
:39:23
Right. They'll do there.
:39:25
You lot, come on, get changed.
Wasted enough time already.
:39:29
I'll give you a sample
of my footballing skills.
:39:32
A rare delight.
:39:39
Watch yourself, Casper!
:39:43
I won't tell you again, Crossland!
:39:46
Come on, move.
:39:48
Off that goal post!
:39:51
Off that goal post.
I'll be up there in a minute!
:39:54
Come here, Tibbut.
We'll pick two teams. You're the captain.
:39:58
Right, line up on the halfway line, quickly.
:40:01
- I'll have first pick. Paget.
- That's not fair. You'll get t'best players.
:40:05
D'you wanna play football,
or d'you wanna do some maths?
:40:08
Paget, then. Come here.
:40:10
- Speed.
- Walker.
:40:11
- Clark.
- Crossland.
:40:12
- Kelsey.
- Rowe.
:40:16
Er... Clegg.
:40:19
Bloody hell, I'm frozen already.
:40:21
- Joyce.
- Birkinshaw.
:40:23
- Ryder.
- Parker.
:40:26
- Norton.
- Come on, Parker.
:40:29
Casper, I've got to have yer. Come on.
:40:32
Don't act the goat.
Come on, put 'em round your waist.
:40:34
Now.
:40:40
Right, we'll play with the wind,
downhill, this way.
:40:44
Paget, you're inside right. Come on.
:40:53
- Who are you today, sir? Liverpool?
- Don't you know your club colours?
:40:57
- Manchester United, this.
- Are you playing Denis Law, striker?