:40:01
- I'll have first pick. Paget.
- That's not fair. You'll get t'best players.
:40:05
D'you wanna play football,
or d'you wanna do some maths?
:40:08
Paget, then. Come here.
:40:10
- Speed.
- Walker.
:40:11
- Clark.
- Crossland.
:40:12
- Kelsey.
- Rowe.
:40:16
Er... Clegg.
:40:19
Bloody hell, I'm frozen already.
:40:21
- Joyce.
- Birkinshaw.
:40:23
- Ryder.
- Parker.
:40:26
- Norton.
- Come on, Parker.
:40:29
Casper, I've got to have yer. Come on.
:40:32
Don't act the goat.
Come on, put 'em round your waist.
:40:34
Now.
:40:40
Right, we'll play with the wind,
downhill, this way.
:40:44
Paget, you're inside right. Come on.
:40:53
- Who are you today, sir? Liverpool?
- Don't you know your club colours?
:40:57
- Manchester United, this.
- Are you playing Denis Law, striker?
:41:01
No. Charlton today, lad.
All over the field. Too cold for striker.
:41:05
Charlton's not as quick
ont' turn as Law, is he?
:41:07
- You tryin' to tell me about football?
- No. l...
:41:10
You trying to tell me? Anyway,
Denis Law's in the wash this week.
:41:18
- Nobody's in goal, sir.
- No goalie, sir.
:41:21
- Who's in the goals?
- Casper.
:41:23
- Casper, what position are you playing?
- Don't know, sir. lnside left?
:41:27
How can you be inside left
back there, idiot? In the goals.
:41:30
- I can't...
- Now's your chance to learn. In the goals.
:41:34
Quick about it.
:41:36
- We're Manchester United. Who are you?
- Spurs, then there's no clash of colours.
:41:41
Right, then, it's Manchester United versus
Spurs in this cup tie here at Old Trafford.
:41:47
And it's the fair-haired,
slightly balding Charlton to kick off.