The Love God?
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In the eyes of the world,
you are... well, a rake,

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whose amorous exploits
with countless women...

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Common gossip. Yeah, I
know, Reverend Wilkerson.

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The first thing in the morning, I'm
gonna call that press conference...

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and explain the kind of man
I really am.

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I'm gonna show 'em
my citations, my potholders...

1:19:23
Abner, there's just one thing that
you must make absolutely clear to them:

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And that is,
that you are pure.

1:19:32
Pure? It's only fair to my little girl...
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that the world knows
that the man she is marrying...

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is just as virtuous as she is.
1:19:41
Uh, you mean
that you want me to, uh,

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uh, come right out there
in front of all those, uh,

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newspaper men and
television cameras, and...

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and tell them
that I am a...

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virgin.
1:19:56
Yes, Abner!
1:20:00
Well, what I mean is...
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Well, no man likes
to come right out and, uh...

1:20:08
Well, look,
wouldn't it look...

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kinda silly for a man to call a big press
conference just to announce that he's a...

1:20:16
virgin.
1:20:18
Abner, you are.
Oh, yeah! Oh, sure!

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It's just that, uh...
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Well, maybe I could get the idea across
without actually coming out and saying it.

1:20:30
No, Abner.
The truth must be known.

1:20:34
Oh, yeah,
but to come right out...

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and... and to say it
like that, you see.

1:20:44
Lots of times there are women
at those press conferences.

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I know one woman
who will be there... Rose Ellen.

1:20:51
Rose Ellen? And I'll be there with
her to announce your engagement.

1:20:57
Well, gee,
that's swell.


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