1:20:00
Well, what I mean is...
1:20:03
Well, no man likes
to come right out and, uh...
1:20:08
Well, look,
wouldn't it look...
1:20:10
kinda silly for a man to call a big press
conference just to announce that he's a...
1:20:16
virgin.
1:20:18
Abner, you are.
Oh, yeah! Oh, sure!
1:20:23
It's just that, uh...
1:20:25
Well, maybe I could get the idea across
without actually coming out and saying it.
1:20:30
No, Abner.
The truth must be known.
1:20:34
Oh, yeah,
but to come right out...
1:20:37
and... and to say it
like that, you see.
1:20:44
Lots of times there are women
at those press conferences.
1:20:47
I know one woman
who will be there... Rose Ellen.
1:20:51
Rose Ellen? And I'll be there with
her to announce your engagement.
1:20:57
Well, gee,
that's swell.
1:21:01
Say, I know! Maybe we
could put it in a riddle,
1:21:04
like, uh, guess what it
is that's never... No!
1:21:08
The truth!
Straight out!
1:21:11
Straight out, yeah, uh-huh.
1:21:16
He couldn't do that!
He just couldn't do that!
1:21:19
He must be crazy! No man
would say that in public.
1:21:22
This wouldn't happen if
Osborn was running things.
1:21:25
Quiet! Are you sure? I was just with him.
1:21:27
After he told me to call a big press
conference, he began hemming and hawing.
1:21:31
Finally, he wanted to know how he could
announce he had never had a woman...
1:21:34
without actually
using the word.
1:21:37
- Oh, no
- Oh, let's not kid ourselves, Lisa.
1:21:40
We'll be the laugh of the
century after the headlines:
1:21:43
"Abner Peacock: Leader of the
Sex Revolution Is a Virgin!"
1:21:46
A virgin! That's the dirtiest
thing I ever heard in my life!
1:21:50
- We'll be laughed out of the business.
- If Abner kills the magazine,
1:21:53
you don't think Charlie
will let him live?
1:21:56
Everything you've built up.! Everything
wiped out the minute he opens his mouth...
1:21:59
and announces
he's a virgin.