1:21:01
Say, I know! Maybe we
could put it in a riddle,
1:21:04
like, uh, guess what it
is that's never... No!
1:21:08
The truth!
Straight out!
1:21:11
Straight out, yeah, uh-huh.
1:21:16
He couldn't do that!
He just couldn't do that!
1:21:19
He must be crazy! No man
would say that in public.
1:21:22
This wouldn't happen if
Osborn was running things.
1:21:25
Quiet! Are you sure? I was just with him.
1:21:27
After he told me to call a big press
conference, he began hemming and hawing.
1:21:31
Finally, he wanted to know how he could
announce he had never had a woman...
1:21:34
without actually
using the word.
1:21:37
- Oh, no
- Oh, let's not kid ourselves, Lisa.
1:21:40
We'll be the laugh of the
century after the headlines:
1:21:43
"Abner Peacock: Leader of the
Sex Revolution Is a Virgin!"
1:21:46
A virgin! That's the dirtiest
thing I ever heard in my life!
1:21:50
- We'll be laughed out of the business.
- If Abner kills the magazine,
1:21:53
you don't think Charlie
will let him live?
1:21:56
Everything you've built up.! Everything
wiped out the minute he opens his mouth...
1:21:59
and announces
he's a virgin.
1:22:02
Unless...
1:22:05
Unless?
1:22:07
Unless when he wakes up
tomorrow morning,
1:22:11
he isn't.
1:22:13
Ladies and gentlemen
of the press,
1:22:15
contrary to the erroneous
impression the public has of me,
1:22:19
actually I'm a...
1:22:24
Actually, my physical state
could be described as that of a...
1:22:33
Maybe if I kept it light,
offhand.
1:22:36
Hi, folks!
Want to hear something funny?
1:22:44
Miss LaMonica!
1:22:46
Hi, Abner.
How 'bout a drink?
1:22:48
Uh, no, look, Miss LaMonica,
I've got to be up at 7:00.
1:22:52
Oh, come on.
Just one farewell drink.
1:22:54
Farewell drink?
1:22:57
Haven't you heard?
I'm leaving the magazine.
1:22:59
You're leav... But, uh,