:12:01
Been a bit too lively this morning, Boon.
:12:04
We'll take this matter off the streets.
:12:10
- Well, I didn't...
- Quiet!
:12:13
I've had my fill of both of you.
:12:17
For 20 years...
:12:19
you've been standing in front of me,
on this strip of carpet...
:12:23
unwashed and unrepentant.
:12:27
You...
:12:29
wandering into our livery stable,
10 years old...
:12:32
wiping your runny nose on your shirttails.
:12:36
And you...
:12:39
abandoned in my back yard...
:12:42
squalling your lungs out in a wash bucket.
:12:48
Did any man ever inherit
a more ill-assorted pair?
:12:52
What was he doing out joyriding in my car?
:12:54
Your car, Boon?
:12:59
The family car.
:13:01
Speaking of family,
I'm more part of it than he is...
:13:03
seeing as how you and I had the same
great-granddaddy, Mr. Maury.
:13:07
Let's don't bring that up again.
I've heard it 1,000 times.
:13:11
But isn't my name McCaslin, same as yours?
:13:14
Didn't your great-granddaddy,
Lucius Quintus McCaslin...
:13:18
take a slave girl named
Aunt Molly Beauchamp, who beget Acey...
:13:22
who beget Maydew,
my mother, and then me?
:13:25
We're kin. Look in the family Bible.
It's all written down there.
:13:29
You're there. I acknowledge it.
:13:32
- You'll end up in the family graveyard, too.
- Quiet!
:13:36
Now, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
:13:38
I'm going to put you both under bond
to keep the peace.
:13:43
$100 each.
:13:48
- Is that legal?
- Legal?
:13:52
We can try. If it isn't, it had ought to be.