Catch-22
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:07:06
Snowden.
:07:07
- What'd he say?
- He said, "Snowden".

:07:10
Snowden's dead.
:07:15
Snowden?
:07:17
- Why is he talking to a dead man?
- He's Captain Yossarian. He's crazy.

:07:22
- Who says so?
- I do.

:07:25
- 'Cause I said I hate that son of a bitch?
- Who?

:07:27
- He hates Colonel Cathcart.
- I didn't ask you, Orr.

:07:30
- Colonel Cathcart isn't here.
- Who said anything about him?

:07:32
- Colonel Korn isn't here.
- Who said anything about him?

:07:35
- What son of a bitch do you hate?
- What son of a bitch is here?

:07:38
You don't make any sense.
:07:40
- You've got a persecution complex.
- Damn right.

:07:42
- You admit it!
- I'm being persecuted.

:07:45
- By whom?
- By them!

:07:46
- Who is "them"?
- Every one of them!

:07:49
- Who?
- Who do you think?

:07:51
- No idea!
- Then how do you know they aren't?

:07:55
- That's sheer what-do-you-call-it.
- Sophistry.

:07:58
Like hell it is, McWatt.
They're trying to kill me!

:08:01
No one's trying to kill you.
Eat your dessert like a good boy.

:08:04
- Then why are they shooting at me?
- They're shooting at everyone.

:08:08
What difference does that make?
:08:11
- Suppose everyone thought like you?
- Then I'd be a fool to think any different.

:08:16
You need your head examined.
:08:18
There's nothing wrong with it.
:08:21
- Look at it once, will you?
- Your head is OK, Yossarian.

:08:25
Please, don't do that.
:08:31
- Doc...
- What?

:08:33
- I want you to ground me.
- Don't start that again.

:08:44
Doc, I don't want to fly any more.
It's dangerous.

:08:48
Listen, I told you...
:08:50
Let's get out of here.
:08:53
I've flown 35 missions. Now that
sadistic nut has raised the number to 50.

:08:58
In any other outfit I would've been
rotated after 25. Help me.


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