:08:01
No one's trying to kill you.
Eat your dessert like a good boy.
:08:04
- Then why are they shooting at me?
- They're shooting at everyone.
:08:08
What difference does that make?
:08:11
- Suppose everyone thought like you?
- Then I'd be a fool to think any different.
:08:16
You need your head examined.
:08:18
There's nothing wrong with it.
:08:21
- Look at it once, will you?
- Your head is OK, Yossarian.
:08:25
Please, don't do that.
:08:31
- Doc...
- What?
:08:33
- I want you to ground me.
- Don't start that again.
:08:44
Doc, I don't want to fly any more.
It's dangerous.
:08:48
Listen, I told you...
:08:50
Let's get out of here.
:08:53
I've flown 35 missions. Now that
sadistic nut has raised the number to 50.
:08:58
In any other outfit I would've been
rotated after 25. Help me.
:09:02
I'm due for rotation myself
in a couple of months,
:09:05
if I don't break any rules.
:09:08
One of the rules says I can't ground
anyone just because he asks me to.
:09:12
- Can you ground someone who's crazy?
- I have to.
:09:14
The rules say I have to ground
anyone who's crazy.
:09:17
I'm crazy! Ask anybody.
Ask Nately, Dobbs, McWatt...
:09:21
- Orr, tell him!
- Tell him what?
:09:23
- Am I crazy?
- He's crazy, Doc. He won't fly with me.
:09:27
I'd take good care of him, but he won't.
He's crazy, all right.
:09:31
- See that? They all say I'm crazy.
- They're crazy.
:09:35
- Why not ground them?
- Why don't they ask me to?
:09:37
- Because they're crazy!
- Of course they're crazy.
:09:41
And you can't let crazy people decide
whether you're crazy or not, can you?
:09:47
- Is Orr crazy?
- Of course he is.
:09:50
He has to be,
flying after all the close calls he's had.
:09:53
- Then why can't you ground him?
- First he has to ask me.
:09:56
- That's all he's gotta do?
- That's all.
:09:59
- And then you can ground him?
- No. Then I cannot ground him.