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There's an interested party in Sardinia.
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All we need is the co-operation of
the countries that we're dealing with.

:15:07
- What countries?
- The African nations, sir.

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Well, the countries
in the Greater Mediterranean area.

:15:13
So, what we have to have
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is an additional assignment of personnel,
a little time and a plane.

:15:19
- What plane?
- One of ours, sir.

:15:21
If I had one, I could get the gasoline
to Malta and bring the eggs back.

:15:26
All right, Milo.
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And if I was taken off combat duty
until I get this thing into operation...

:15:33
I know, sir, that I'm just an acting
mess officer, Colonel,

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but the job requires my full attention.
It's to everyone's benefit.

:15:40
- All right, take whatever you need.
- Thank you, sir.

:15:43
What I hope to do is to give the men
the finest cuisine in the entire world.

:15:48
- That's something to shoot at, isn't it?
- Yes, Milo, it certainly is.

:16:01
I'd like to show the Colonel
something I've had printed up.

:16:05
- What is it?
- Just an idea, sir. It's a share.

:16:08
- A share?
- In M&M Enterprises.

:16:12
If we get my ideas into practice,
it should be organized like a mart.

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- A mart?
- Yes, sir.

:16:18
A syndicate. An enterprise. There are
tremendous profits to be made, Colonel.

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- For us?
- For everyone.

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What will be good for M&M Enterprises
will be good for the country.

:16:31
- You'll have our full co-operation, Milo.
- Thank you, sir.

:16:33
If I could take a plane this afternoon, I'd
like to get this materiel to Alexandria.

:16:38
- There's a huge cotton crop this year.
- Cotton?

:16:41
Cotton is a particularly liquid commodity.
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- How much?
- We'll trade for it.

:16:45
With what?
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Silk! Four thousand yards of silk.
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How in the world did you get hold of
so much silk?

:16:54
Where the hell's my parachute?
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OK, all right, which one of you bastards
stole my parachute?


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