:16:01
I'd like to show the Colonel
something I've had printed up.
:16:05
- What is it?
- Just an idea, sir. It's a share.
:16:08
- A share?
- In M&M Enterprises.
:16:12
If we get my ideas into practice,
it should be organized like a mart.
:16:16
- A mart?
- Yes, sir.
:16:18
A syndicate. An enterprise. There are
tremendous profits to be made, Colonel.
:16:22
- For us?
- For everyone.
:16:24
What will be good for M&M Enterprises
will be good for the country.
:16:31
- You'll have our full co-operation, Milo.
- Thank you, sir.
:16:33
If I could take a plane this afternoon, I'd
like to get this materiel to Alexandria.
:16:38
- There's a huge cotton crop this year.
- Cotton?
:16:41
Cotton is a particularly liquid commodity.
:16:43
- How much?
- We'll trade for it.
:16:45
With what?
:16:47
Silk! Four thousand yards of silk.
:16:51
How in the world did you get hold of
so much silk?
:16:54
Where the hell's my parachute?
:16:59
OK, all right, which one of you bastards
stole my parachute?
:17:09
Hello! Hello, this is the bombardier here.
:17:13
We gotta turn back.
:17:16
Nately, we gotta turn back now.
:17:19
Nately! Do you hear me up there?
:17:22
We gotta turn back.
OK, we're gonna turn back now.
:17:25
Nately, let's turn back.
We're gonna turn back!
:17:30
- What is it this time, Yossarian?
- Some bastard stole my chute!
:17:35
- Anything the matter?
- My parachute... it's gone!
:17:39
- Don't worry about it.
- What do you mean?
:17:42
What do I do if I have to bail out?
Use my handkerchief?
:17:46
That's the kind of humor in the face
of adversity that keeps America strong.
:17:50
- I like you, Yossarian.
- I'd like to kill you, but I haven't got time.
:17:55
You could have my chute,
but I gave it to Milo.
:17:58
- You gave it to Milo?!
- He's got all the chutes.