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- I don't think people think that, sir.
- Well, they are.

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When I have this on,
they don't know who I am.

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Did you know,
in the Middle Ages, Sergeant,

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princes and kings would put on disguises
and walk around their subjects?

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- I didn't know that, sir.
- You don't know everything, then.

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- No, sir. Why did they do that?
- Why did who do what?

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Why did they walk around in disguise?
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How the hell am I supposed to know?
I'm not some historian or anything.

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I'm just a guy trying to do his job.
Good afternoon, Sergeant.

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Sir?
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- What is it now?
- What should I do with the Chaplain?

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Sergeant, I don't want anyone to come
and see me while I'm in my office.

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- What do I say to people?
- Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.

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- For how long?
- Until I've left.

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- And then what?
- I don't care.

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- May I send them in after you've left?
- Yes.

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- You won't be here, then, will you?
- No.

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Also, I don't want you coming in
while I'm in,

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asking me if there's anything you can do.
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When should I ask
if there's anything I can do?

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When I'm not there!
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- What do I do then?
- Whatever has to be done.

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Sergeant, I'm sorry to have to talk to you
this way, but I have to.

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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, sir.

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- Sergeant!
- Yes, sir?

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- Thank you, for everything.
- Thank you, sir.

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- The Major will see you now, Father.
- Oh, thank you.

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- You don't have to call me Father.
- Sergeant Towser speaking.

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Will you go in?
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Yes, sir? Have it here, sir.
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- There's no one here.
- Where?

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In Major Major's office.

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