:00:00
Ten-hut!
:00:11
"For distinguished duty in the face
of overwhelming... something..."
:00:16
- Odds.
- "...odds..."
:00:17
"...this Air Medal is awarded
to Captain J S..."
:00:21
- McWatt.
- "...McWatt."
:00:28
Come on, come on.
:00:34
All right, McWatt. What are you
waiting for, a kiss? Get back in there.
:00:39
And on the double!
:00:41
"For meritorious action"
:00:44
"in the face of concentrated
enemy fire, Captain..."
:00:48
- What's this?
- Come on, Dumbo.
:00:50
- Yossarian, sir.
- "...Yossarian."
:01:06
Unless I miss my guess, Captain...
:01:11
...you're out of uniform.
:01:15
What are you looking at?
:01:18
Get back in the car, you smirking slut.
:01:24
Why aren't you wearing clothes, Captain?
:01:28
- I don't want to.
- Why the hell don't you?
:01:33
I dunno. I just don't want to.
:01:35
- Why isn't he wearing clothes?
- He's talking to you.
:01:39
- Why isn't he wearing clothes, Major?
- Why isn't he, Sergeant?
:01:43
A man was killed in his plane
and bled all over him.
:01:46
His clothes are in the laundry.
:01:48
- Where are his other uniforms?
- In the laundry, sir.
:01:51
- Where is his underwear?
- In the laundry, sir.
:01:56
- That sounds like a lot of crap to me.
- It is a lot of crap, sir.