:08:02
No one's trying to kill you.
Eat your dessert like a good boy.
:08:06
- Then why are they shooting at me?
- They're shooting at everyone.
:08:09
- What difference does that make?
- Suppose everyone thought like you?
:08:14
- I'd be a fool to think different.
- You need your head examined.
:08:19
There's nothing wrong with it.
:08:22
- Look at it once, will you?
- Yossarian, your head is OK.
:08:26
Please, don't do that.
:08:32
- Doc?
- What?
:08:34
- I want you to ground me.
- Don't start that again.
:08:45
Doc, I don't want to fly any more.
It's dangerous.
:08:49
Listen, I told you...
Let's get out of here.
:08:55
I've flown 35 missions. Now that nut
has raised the number to 50.
:08:59
In any other outfit I would've been
rotated after 25. Help me out.
:09:03
I'm due for rotation myself
in a couple of months,
:09:06
if I don't cause trouble
or break any rules.
:09:09
One of the rules says I can't ground
anyone just because he asks me to.
:09:13
Can you ground someone who's crazy?
:09:15
Of course. The rules say
I have to ground anyone who's crazy.
:09:18
I'm crazy! Ask anybody.
Ask Nately, Dobbs, McWatt...
:09:22
- Orr, tell him!
- Tell him what?
:09:25
- Am I crazy?
- He's crazy. He won't fly with me.
:09:28
I'd take good care of him
but he won't. He's crazy, all right.
:09:32
- See that? They all say I'm crazy.
- They're crazy.
:09:36
- Ground them.
- Why don't they ask me to?
:09:38
- Because they're crazy!
- Of course they're crazy.
:09:42
You can't let crazy people decide
whether you're crazy or not.
:09:48
- Is Orr crazy?
- Of course he is.
:09:51
He has to be, if he keeps flying
after all those close calls.
:09:54
- Then why not ground him?
- He has to ask me.
:09:57
- That's all he's gotta do?
- Yes.