Catch-22
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:07:07
- Snowden.
- What'd he say?

:07:09
- He said, "Snowden".
- Snowden's dead.

:07:18
- Why is he talking to a dead man?
- He's Captain Yossarian. He's crazy.

:07:24
- Who says so?
- I do.

:07:26
- Cos I hate that son of a bitch?
- Who?

:07:28
- Colonel Cathcart.
- I didn't ask you, Orr.

:07:31
- Colonel Cathcart isn't here.
- Who said anything about him?

:07:34
- Colonel Korn isn't here.
- Who said anything about him?

:07:36
- What son of a bitch do you hate?
- What son of a bitch is here?

:07:39
- You don't make any sense.
- You've got a persecution complex.

:07:42
- Damn right.
- You admit it!

:07:44
I admit I'm being persecuted.
By them!

:07:47
- Who specifically is "them"?
- All of them! Who do you think?

:07:52
- No idea!
- Then how do you know they aren't?

:07:56
- That's sheer what-do-you-call-it.
- Sophistry.

:07:59
Like hell it is.
They're trying to kill me!

:08:02
No one's trying to kill you.
Eat your dessert like a good boy.

:08:06
- Then why are they shooting at me?
- They're shooting at everyone.

:08:09
- What difference does that make?
- Suppose everyone thought like you?

:08:14
- I'd be a fool to think different.
- You need your head examined.

:08:19
There's nothing wrong with it.
:08:22
- Look at it once, will you?
- Yossarian, your head is OK.

:08:26
Please, don't do that.
:08:32
- Doc?
- What?

:08:34
- I want you to ground me.
- Don't start that again.

:08:45
Doc, I don't want to fly any more.
It's dangerous.

:08:49
Listen, I told you...
Let's get out of here.

:08:55
I've flown 35 missions. Now that nut
has raised the number to 50.

:08:59
In any other outfit I would've been
rotated after 25. Help me out.


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