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- Chaplain Tappman.
- You're Chaplain Tappman?
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Have a seat. I'll tell the Colonel
you're here, Father.
:34:09
It's not...
:34:23
You'd better get some dry things.
:34:26
I will. As soon as the Colonel
is through with me.
:34:32
They just picked me up
out of the sea.
:34:36
- I drifted for almost three days.
- You should report to the hospital.
:34:40
- You could catch pneumonia.
- Not me.
:34:44
- This is my fourth time.
- How do you mean?
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I've put down in the Mediterranean
once, once in the Adriatic,
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then I crash-landed one plane
and I bailed out once.
:34:55
- You're very lucky.
- That's what some folks say.
:34:59
Yossarian says they're gonna start
taking it out of my salary.
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He's a friend of mine.
Do you know him?
:35:07
- As a matter of fact...
- Captain Tappman!
:35:13
- Perhaps you shouldn't fly any more.
- It's good practice.
:35:18
- Tappman, the Colonel is a busy man.
- Yes, of course.
:35:29
We don't see much of you
around here lately.
:35:34
Well, sir, I try to stay out
of the way as much as possible.
:35:38
- I may make the men uncomfortable.
- Nonsense!
:35:42
I can't imagine any man not enjoying
the benefits of your presence.
:35:47
Unless they're atheists.
:35:50
- Not much chance of that, though.
- I don't know, sir.
:35:54
- Isn't atheism against the law?
- No.
:35:56
It isn't?
Then it's un-American, isn't it?