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He's a friend of mine.
Do you know him?

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- As a matter of fact...
- Captain Tappman!

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- Perhaps you shouldn't fly any more.
- It's good practice.

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- Tappman, the Colonel is a busy man.
- Yes, of course.

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We don't see much of you
around here lately.

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Well, sir, I try to stay out
of the way as much as possible.

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- I may make the men uncomfortable.
- Nonsense!

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I can't imagine any man not enjoying
the benefits of your presence.

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Unless they're atheists.
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- Not much chance of that, though.
- I don't know, sir.

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- Isn't atheism against the law?
- No.

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It isn't?
Then it's un-American, isn't it?

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- I'm not sure.
- Well, I am.

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If I find any atheists on this base,
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you can bet they'll soon
start believing in something.

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That's not why
I called you in, Chaplain.

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I want you to take a look at this.
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Page 48.
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Don't read the whole thing. You can
get the point from the photographs.

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There's a full-page picture
of a colonel in England

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whose chaplain conducts prayers
before every mission.

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I see no reason why
The Saturday Evening Post

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should not be interested
in the story of my outfit.

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Think up some nice snappy prayers
to send the men out feeling good.

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Can you do that?
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- I'll try.
- Well, good! Let's get to it!

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Is there something else?

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