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- I'm not sure.
- Well, I am.
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If I find any atheists on this base,
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you can bet they'll soon
start believing in something.
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That's not why
I called you in, Chaplain.
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I want you to take a look at this.
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Page 48.
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Don't read the whole thing. You can
get the point from the photographs.
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There's a full-page picture
of a colonel in England
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whose chaplain conducts prayers
before every mission.
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I see no reason why
The Saturday Evening Post
:36:35
should not be interested
in the story of my outfit.
:36:38
Think up some nice snappy prayers
to send the men out feeling good.
:36:43
Can you do that?
:36:46
- I'll try.
- Well, good! Let's get to it!
:36:59
Is there something else?
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Sir, it may be none of my business,
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but some of the men are
particularly upset about the fact
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that you keep raising the number
of missions they have to fly.
:37:15
- You're right, Chaplain.
- I am, sir?
:37:18
That it's none of your business.
And it's none of theirs either.
:37:22
Their business is to fly missions.
:37:24
Your business is to think of
some catchy prayers
:37:27
that'll get me into The Saturday
Evening Post. Good afternoon!
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- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, Padre.
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He says the men are upset because I
keep raising the number of missions.
:37:52
It's that Captain Yossarian. He's
always bitching and making trouble.
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- What can we do about it?
- What would General Dreedle do?