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Sir, it may be none of my business,
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but some of the men are
particularly upset about the fact
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that you keep raising the number
of missions they have to fly.
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- You're right, Chaplain.
- I am, sir?
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That it's none of your business.
And it's none of theirs either.
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Their business is to fly missions.
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Your business is to think of
some catchy prayers
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that'll get me into The Saturday
Evening Post. Good afternoon!
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- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, Padre.
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He says the men are upset because I
keep raising the number of missions.
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It's that Captain Yossarian. He's
always bitching and making trouble.
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- What can we do about it?
- What would General Dreedle do?
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- He'd crush him.
- Tear him apart!
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- Smack him in the face!
- Jab him in the kidneys!
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Kick him in the balls!
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Keep your head down
between your legs.
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Try to breathe deeply and evenly.
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I'm sorry, Captain.
I know how that must feel.
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- I don't think so.
- Try not to talk.
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Just think about nice things.
Think about how lovely it is here,
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how lovely it would be if someone
didn't always try to spoil it.
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- Why do you always try to spoil it?
- Because I love you.
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I know that, Captain. I know that.
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But this is wartime.
We've got a job to do, Soldier.
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We just can't give in to ourselves.
Think how it is for me.
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One of a handful of women
on an island with thousands of men.
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Men who are giving up their lives
for our country, for me.